Probably one of the best costumes from the con that I’ve seen.
Some are dark skinned
Some are light skinned
Some are big and some are small
Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there
But no matter what
If you put them together
And blend them up
They taste pretty darn good
I’m getting you professional help.
The best kinds of laughter:
- Laughing so hard that your laugh becomes silent and you sit there clapping like a fucking seal
- Feeling a six-pack coming up
- Tears coming out of your eyes
#you know you’re fucked when its a combination of all three
Tumblr: spreading the world apart, one group at a time.
this why they killed him
JFK will forever be one of the best presidents this nation ever had.
I like the word “they” as if there was more than one Lee Harvey Oswald… just saying.
There is more than one racist bastard with a gun you know.
men took my little pony away from us girls so us teen girls are takin pro wrestling fuck yall just try n stop us
have fun fetishizing the shit out of *real life* celebrities. it actually makes the people who sexualize the shit out of children’s cartoons seem normal.
did you just imply being attracted to actual real human males isn’t normal but wanting to fuck cartoon horses is
I need to reblog this again because it still makes me laugh
I love how Snape’s just standing there like what
and slughorn is just like oh dear what should i do like he just seems so distressed
my favorite is Dumbledore… he looks like his favorite program just came on
Via Schtaky with thanks to Lickal0lli for the translation
291. A small group of muggleborns are determined to figure out the chemistry of potions. Mysterious bangs and smoke have been reported to heads of houses, along with yells of “HOW THE HELL DID MENDELEEV FIGURE OUT ELEMENTAL ORGANIZATION WHEN WE CAN’T EVEN FIND OUT WHY A NEWT MAKES THE POTION ORANGE DAMMIT WE HAVE MAGIC”